Serial Plant Collector

Serial Plant Collector
You’ve got dirt under your nails, five propagation jars in your kitchen, and a snake plant named Kevin who’s basically your emotional support system. Welcome to the Serial Plant Collector — where the humidity is high, the plant shelf is collapsing, and we whisper “you’re doing amazing, sweetie” to our ferns at 2AM.

This collection is for the unhinged plant parents who rearrange their entire life for optimal sunlight, panic-Google “is this leaf supposed to look like that??,” and treat plant shopping like a competitive sport. You didn’t choose the plant life — it sprouted in your soul and took over your living room.

Wear it with pride. Your plants already think you’re a legend. Probably.