Collection: Black Thumb Club

Black Thumb Club
Welcome to the Black Thumb Club — where your plants may not thrive, but your sense of humor sure does. This collection is for all the accidental plant killers, the over-waterers, the forget-to-water-ers, and the "thought it was fake" crowd. If your greenery always seems to go from vibrant to crispy, you're in good company here.

We’re celebrating the beautifully chaotic, not-so-green thumbs with tees, gear, and gifts that say: “I tried. I really did.” Whether you're a reformed plant assassin or still out here committing chlorophyll crimes, this collection was made for you — with zero watering required.