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Drawn from the mystical deck of dead leaves and broken dreams, \u003cem data-start=\"279\" data-end=\"297\"\u003eThe Plant Killer\u003c\/em\u003e tarot card reveals what we already knew: you were never meant to keep that fern alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"606\"\u003e🪴 \u003cstrong data-start=\"389\" data-end=\"409\"\u003eUpright meaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Forgotten watering schedules, excessive love via drowning, and mysterious wilting.\u003cbr data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"495\"\u003e🌑 \u003cstrong data-start=\"498\" data-end=\"519\"\u003eReversed meaning:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"It was already dying when I got it,\" denial, and a suspicious number of empty pots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"760\"\u003eThis tee is perfect for plant lovers with \u003cem data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"670\"\u003ezero survival rate\u003c\/em\u003e. Embrace the curse, laugh through the guilt, and wear your shame like the legend you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"760\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made 100% with ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable while the lack of side-seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. 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